Flake Factor - 5PM

03 June, 2008 12:09:56 Urban Gypsy

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This is what happens when I spend three minutes on Collarme looking at a friends profile. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. I get this bizarro message to add to the stack of bizarro messages.

Hi!!! (Ick, over-excited exclamation points, I hate that. One is quite sufficient nay even unnecessary when simply saying Hello.)

I am quite impressed... (More extraneous punctuation, great.) I believe we are not so very far apart( the true hearted Ones)(Have we flown to Planet Gor when I wasn't paying attention? What the hell are the true hearted Ones? If I was a good little submissive would I know? So many never to be answered questions.) that infrequently meet. (This is not even a sentence, damn it, even if you ignore my snark added to its midst.) I'd like to talk with you sometime. (Thanks, but no.)

Oh, remember the guy from the super squick edition? The one who came from a line of dominants and was trained to be dominant at his father's knee. He wrote me again. Apparently he has found a slave and she'd like her very own submissive now.

Here's his latest missive.

Hello Lovely Lady,

I am known as Lord Deathwalker Falcon-Hawk=(My Native American name) (I think it's safe to leave in his Native American name because I am sure it's not the one on his birth certificate and only his slave (sigh) is going to recognize him and hell, because it is so amusing how he happened to get Deathwalker in there.) I am patient, open minded and tolerant, so I am willing to train you in all you need to know, train you slowly at your speed/pace. I have a submissive girl, her real name is (redacted), she is very dominant over other submissive or slave females, she wants a sister=(slave/submissive) to not only to play with but to share Life, Love and Affection under my Love and Protection. We wish to know more about you, and ask if you are willing to discuss your needs with her and us. We seek nothing less than long term with the right lady if it works out. We don't play emotional games.

Please read both my profile and journals as well as hers fully to understand who we are as well as to understand how we would treat someone in a D/s M/s relationship.

So If you can deal with being Controlled with Love and Respect by a good Master, as well as being treated with love, respect and caring by a sister slave. If you can understand that a submissive or slave can be loved and respected by her Master without him losing his dominant position in her eyes. If you honestly feel that you want to be in or at least discuss a possible lifetime commitment relationship with both a Master and a submissive who will not only love and respect you but value your opinions and feelings, IF a relationship without emotional head games and petty jealousy is something that would make you happy then please contact Me or My Girl Please ask us (Shouldn't us be capitalized since he, the dominant master, is part of us? Consult your Gor rule books now and get back to me. I think he's slipping, tsk, tsk) any questions you wish. we would be very happy to hear from you.

SGFLTR=DFH (Anyone care to have a go at what the hell that might mean? I sure as hell haven't a clue.)