NYU View: Review: The Senso Cock Pleaser

Review: The Senso Cock Pleaser
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Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog on 22 December, 2005 06:45:00
 
Somewhere in a wood-paneled '70s holdover ranch house in Burbank, retired
porn-stars-turned-marketing-executives slicked back their mullets, checked their
acrylic nails, and buckled down to work on the advertising text for the Senso
Cock Pleaser:This super stretchy cock pleaser is better than the real thing!
Just spread her legs and ravage her tight, soft pussy!The Senso Cock Pleaser is,
it seems, sister to the Butt Banger, both of them stretchy, miniature,
decapitated love dolls.
"Better than the real thing?"  By that, I wonder, is it meant that having sex
with the Senso Cock Pleaser is superior to sex with a full-size, living woman,
or that sex with the Senso Cock Pleaser is superior to having sex with a
life-and-blood stretchy, miniature, decapitated Tinkerbell?
I must agree, however, with the claim that this product offers a "tight pussy"
-- in fact, I'd say that, as this product is a penis-sized facsimile woman,
that, in fact, her entire torso is "tight."
Note from the photo that the tiny woman is not only headless, but also:
*pigeon-toed
*possessed of an enormously thick neck
Hott!
I must admit that "having a neck thick enough to stretch around the penis of a
man over 100 times one's own size" is not a feature most live women offer.
Click to buy!